KIM KARDARSHIAN AND THE GODS OF AFRICA

KIM KADARSHIAN AND ESU

          Kim Kadarshian got to Eko hotel feeling very tired. She had spent the whole day in a flight from California and she deservedly felt very tired. She got the number to her room from the counter and soon, she was iher room. It was a big spacious room with air condition and everything. She was supposed to perform with one of the Nigerian musicians the day after tomorrow and this made her to feel excited. She slept off for an hour before she decided to go and get something to eat. Slowly she climbed down the stairs until she got to the dinning room and she poured over her meal of Salad.

          As she looked around the room, what struck him was the young black man that was sitting directly opposite her. He was strickinly handsome, the kind of handsomeness that one could not deny. As she looked at him, she wished he could come and talk to her and her prayers were answered when at last, he came to her. It was a friendly conversation and the two of them exchanged names and phone numbers. The man’s name was John Adeleke Esulaja. She could only pronounce the first name anyway as the other names were African and too difficult for her to pronounce.

          She was even happy that he was in the next room opposite to her. The man was so handsome, funny and charismatic, that very night, she fell for him. In fact, she ended up in his room and they made love all night. She thoroughly enjoyed the way he held her and made passionate love to her. He made her feel like a woman and she loved being with him every minute. When they were tired, she lay in his arms and they talked till the following morning. “So how is America and everything”, he asked as he starred long and lovingly at her. “Well, America is nice, you know I am a model, nudist and video vixen”, she said while smilling at him. “Well, I am making love to one of the most famous and beautiful women in the world”, he said with a smile across his face. “Well, you are also the most handsome and charming man I have ever met”, she replied while kissing him.

          The very next day, she did not go out of the hotel but rather, she spent most of the time with this young man she had known barely less than 24hrs ago. The musician she was supposed to perform with waited for her but she did not show up and when they called her, she explained to them she was tired and would not show up until evening time. They spent all the day in the room watching television and then when it was around 12 noon, it occurred to her to ask him his occupation. “Well….. I am a philosopher”, he said with a thoughtfull look in his eyes. “What do you mean by that, are you kind of like plato”, she asked with a surprising look in his eyes. “Well, you can call me an African philosopher, I mean, I philosophize for the African race and the human race as a whole”, he answered. “Well, how do you make a living”, she asked. “Don’t mind, I will tell you later”, he answered as she kissed him on the cheek.

          The two lovers held each other tight and then made love for like 30 minutes before John turned to her and said “Why do you like nudism so much”. “Well, I don’t really know but nudism is my way of life”, she replied. They talked all day and then the next day, she went about her music before she flew back to California in America.

          On way back to America on the plane, she felt a little guilty. She was married to Kayne West and she had then committed adultery but she relegated that to the background. Over the next few months, she spoke to John Adeleke Eshulaja on the phone and social media and she felt closer and closer to him. There was something irresistible about the young man’s charm, intelligence and handsomeness. In addition, he was a fantastic mathematian who could work any equation. They felt so close that she travelled a few months later to Nigeria to meet this man. John was a young man who worked in the Lagos civil service and lived alone in a small 3 room apartment in Ikeja, Lagos. The day she got to his house, she got to know him more.

          His house was decorated with all forms of artworks. John was rather a “wicked” lover, he took her straight to his bed and made love to her. After sometime, he now said “now, I will reveal more of myself to you”. “Well go ahead”, she said exceidely as she sat on the bed. “Well, I am the philosopher of contradictions”, “what do you mean by that?”, Kim Kadarshian asked. At this point, he went to his wardrobe and brought out a red and black cap. In fact, the cap was red on one side and black on the other side. “This cap is to show that life is full of contradictions. You do not have to see things from only one point of view”. He said when pointing at her. “Is that all?”, she asked. “Well, there is more, I am also the philosopher of sex and progress. Sex and romance is a vision of progress. It shows the way forward”. “I can see that as you are good in bed”, Kim Kadarshian said with a smile across her face. “I am serious he said”. This time around, he went to his wardrobe and brought out a carving. It was a statue of a man with a big penis and he also had a cap with a big penis. He brandished it, showed it to her and said “I believe that the universe is sexual and man is master of his destiny. I also believe that you can change anything, even social conventions. In fact, you can make the sun to move round the earth and this phallus or penis is a symbol of progress”. “Well, that is rather interesting. John went on to regale her with different stories and philosophies.

          His philosophy seemed modern and consistent to her. But there was one thing he told her during her 2 weeks with him that stunned her and she did not even believe at all in his own words he said “I have been alive for 6000 years and I was originally in ancient Egypt where I was a king. I came down to Yoruba land and taught the people there Ifa and so they keep worshiping me and my philosophy. I am very old”, he told her. She did not believe him as she wondered how someone could live that long. She tuahg he was only joking and fooling around.

Their romance took full flight and to the shock of the American media, she divorced her hushand and married this fascinating young man in a grand ceremony. She became pregnant for him and DNA tests confirmed he was the owner of the pregnancy.  

          The wedding was the talk of the town as different stars from Nollywood attended and they settled down in California, somewhere in the U.S.A. After their wedding, John told her that as from now on, she should refer to him as esu and not John. She did not understand why but then, she played along with him. When they settled down in their house, he now saw another side of him. One Saturday morning, they were watching television together when he said “do you believe a man can defeat gravity”, “what do you mean by that?”, she asked. “As in Levitate”, he asked. “That will be magic”, she answered, “Well, let me show you”, he said. Without waiting for her to say anything, he got up from the bed, said some incantations in Yoruba (an African language) and then, he started floating in the air like a balloon. She became frightened and then stunned when she saw this but then, she did not even know what to say.

          Esu (for this was the name he called her now) also taught her all sorts of magical and science fiction things. Things like floating in the air, making things disappear. The most outstanding trick of his was when he showed her he could appear and disappear at room. They were in their bedroom that day when he did it and she was stunned beyond belief. He actually (as usual) chanted some incantations in the bedroom, disappeared and then appeared in the living room. He called out to her he was in the living room and when she saw him there, she did not even know what to think. He looked long and intensely at her and then said “Do you now believe that I am a spirit”. “I don’t really know, I don’t think so but then, I have seen few people do this before, are you a magician?”, she asked. At this point, he repeated himself to her and tried to make her believe he was 6000 years old but then she had doubts about it.

          In time, the Baby in her womb developed and finally, she gave birth to her child. Esu on his part insisted that they should name the child Pyramid henry Esulaja. Kim Kadarshian on her part agreed. One thing about Esu is that he dazzled her with his knowledge of mathematics. In fact, he claimed the Ifa Oracle of which he was the originator is mathematical and soon, he even started dazzling the world of the academia with his knowledge of mathematics. He even invented a new form of cryptography or computer security and revolutionized the field of number theory on which cryptography was based. One other curious thing about him was that he was also a sculptor with many artworks in his house. In fact, he made carvings of the penis and nude women and other fantastic carvings. Kim Kadarshian on her part being a sex symbol used his carving of the penis to masturbate whenever he was not around. One day while he masturbated with his wooden carving of the penis, inserting it into her vagina, real sperm started coming out of it and the carving said “Now you know Esu Elegba the god of desire, passion, progress and contradiction, Yes!!! The god at the cross roads”. She became very afraid that evening as she wondered how an inanimate object could talk. She threw it away in fear and looked at her 6 months old baby across the room.

          As she was still schocked, Esu her husband entered the room and said “yes, my dear, you are now married to the gods of Yoruba land, Egypt and the black race. Now, you will be initiated to the land of the gods”. At this point, he floated in the air and a long penis grew out of his head. The room was full of smoke and she started chooking. She was stunned and did not know what to say. Esu put his hands in the air and suddenly, a group of small children appeared all over the room from no where. “We are the children of Esu they said, sent from Ifa in the spirit world”. The room became enchanted, filled with all sorts of little children and Esu in mid air. As she looked on, the children disappeared and then, Esu spoke and said.  “Now, we have fulfilled our mission, you have given birth to the promised child. YES!!!!, the child that will unite humanity and bring about world peace. Restoring the ancient wisdom of Ifa, aceint Egypt and the secret of the Pyramids!!!”. “Who are you”, Kim asked but before she could finish talking, Esu disappeared into thin air and the smoke slowly receeded in the room.

          She was still trying to recover from her shock when the baby in the cradle suddenly floated in the air, pointed to her and said “I am half spirit and half man, as from now on I bring about ancient wisdom to the human race. Ifa Olokun Asorodayo. I am unity, contradiction and I stand at the cross roads!!!!!!!”. “Where is your father?”, he just disappeared, she asked out of the confusion in her mind. “Well, check him out in the forest, anytime you go to the forest call his name and he will appear. But from now on, I am Pyramid Esulaja and I know and understand all mysteries. From mathematics to chemistry and even the mysteries of the spirit world. I know it all!!!!!!”. Kim was scared as she finally realized she had married a spirit and given birth to a half man and half child but then, she got used to it.

          As from that time on, she went to the forest and chanted incantations just as her spirit child told her and Esu appeared to her and she worshiped it. Also, sometimes at night, Esu manifested himself to her as a young man with a long penis and made love to her and she enjoyed it. She became the priestess and wife of Esu and at the same time the propagator of the western philosophy of nudism and a sex symbol, model and video vixen. The child grew and was a strange child and like his father was an artist, carver, mathematician and magician. She in fact, propagated the philosophy of Esu for it was similar to hers. It had elements of nudism, progress and science and she tried to tell the Western media about it.

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Incarnation of Christ

Now, the incarnation of Christ is one of the most baffling things in the Christian world and in all of history. The theory of incarnation has been subject to different interpretations and explanations throughout human history but then, I personally believe it is based on some basic laws of the Universe. There is this universal principle called the Universe is in a bottle. That is, when you take the powers of the Universe and put it in a container so that the power of the Universe can be harnessed and crystallized.

          Now, there are different kinds of powers floating in the Universe, from spiritual powers to scientific powers. An example of this is the phone. Basically a mobile phone harnesses the electro-magnetic radiations in the air and the principle of electricity and stores it in a phone. Thus, the scientific powers of the Universe are put in a container or plastic bottle that we call a phone, this is also the technology behind charms and amulets as the mystic or spiritual powers of the Universe are stored in a ring and then channeled for different purposes.

          Now, since the powers of the Universe can be put in a container, it can be argued that God Almighty put himself inside human flesh and thus the highest power in the Universe put himself in a bottle. Thus, I believe that God Almighty used a law that pervades the Universe and all creation.

          This can also be spoken of as a principle of reductionism where higher form is reduced to a lower form. The mathematics of set theory can be used to explain this phenomenom called the Universe is in a bottle or reductionism. Basically, the principle states that the higher forms of things within the Universe can be reduced to it’s lower forms and represented in a smaller way. You see, the highest powers of the Universe are basically abstract to us lower human beings and they have to be reduced to a lower form by putting it in a bottle or container.

          Without this happening, the higher forms or powers of things in the Universe will not be easy to relate with, channel or benefit from by the human race in general. This is why I think God became a man so that he could reduce himself to a lower form of a man so as to be able to relate with us and so we can receive his goodness and power.

          Mathematically, this can be interpreted as a  Universal set being reduced to a smaller set or object within the framework of the Universe. Now, before a higher power of the universe can be put in a bottle, such a bottle has to be prepared so as to be able to receive the higher powers in the Universe. So basically, the body Jesus will enter into was prepared in Virgin Mary’s womb before God Almighty himself reduced himself to it. Of course, the higher powers have to reduce themselves so as to be simulated into a container or bottle and similarly, God had to reduce himself so as to be fused inside the human body.

          I believe that for any power in the Universe to be infused inside a body, three things take place

a.     Contraction: Where the sets in the higher Universe are reduced to a smaller one

b.     Infusion: Where the reduced set or power is induced inside the bottle or container as in the case of Jesus Christ (the human body).

Now, this can be found in the scripture which says (I do not remember exactly where) “Lo I come in the body that thou hast prepared for me as written in the book”.

     Now, this is my personal opinion and so should be taken with a pinch of salt but this is the process I think through which God became a man. Gods ways are mysterious anyway and I repeat this is just my personal theology and so is not the final authority.

THE LEGEND OF THE MOON WALKER (IN MEMMORY OF MICHEAL JACKSON)

I hear the story and now again, yes, I was a little boy when I heard it and even though it sounds incredible, a part of me now believes it even though I am very old. I was not up to 10 years of age when my father told me this folk tale. Listen as I narrate it as best as I can.

It was a long time ago in the ancient city of Oyo. Then Oyo was a mighty kingdom and it ruled and triumphed over many kingdoms in Western Africa. In this city of Oyo, there was once a man called Adamu. Adamu was a wood carver and farmer at the same time and he was fairly okay except for a certain problem he had: he could not get a child. He had visited many herbalists but all to no avail and people even suggested to him that he should take another wife but then he loved his wife Yanribo with all his heart and he was patient as he knew Eledumare (the Yoruba word for almighty God) will answer him. As time went bye and he had almost given up hope, eledumare suddenly appeared to him in a dream at night and told him that he will soon give birth to a child. In the dream, he was told the name of the child will be Ijo (which means dance) and he was also told that the child will be a special child who will make people happy and at the same time sad. Eledumare told him many things he did not understand, but then, he just listened. In the middle of the dream, he woke up with a shout and when his wife asked him what it was, he narrated the dream to her. His wife was happy when she heard this and they talked about it until the next morning.

As time went bye, his wife became pregnant and 9 months later according to the nature of women, she gave birth to a child and called him Ijo (dance). Ijo grew up just like any other child but one spectacular thing about this boy was that true to his name, he was a fantastic dancer and he could dance more than anybody else. In fact, the first time anybody noticed he could dance was at a new yam festival his parents took him to. He was just 3 years of age then and he could barely talk. It was a lively festival and everybody gathered to dance. As the drummers were still playing their drums, little Ijo went up to them and tried to play the drum. The bata drummers were amused and allowed him to play the drum. What happened next surprised everybody, this little 3 year old child played the drum in such a way that everybody had no choice but to dance and sing along with him. His voice was like that of an angel and he played like a real professional musician even though he was only 3 years old. His song went like this:

Oh people of Oyo

I am the son of Adamu the wood carver

And I sing to you the song of joy and heart

I announce my steps with my music

I announce to the world with my song

Like heart join in merry heart

Let the ladies dance with glee

In this fresh morning air

The Oba (king) is seated on his throne

The new Yam festival is here………………………………………………………………………………………….

The song went on for a long time and everybody could not resist dancing to it. In fact, he stole the show with his performance. As from this point on, he became popular in the city of Oyo and everybody knew him. In a short time, he became a famous musician and he could play the traditional drum better than anybody else. In fact, he always went to the market and sang and danced in front of everybody and this made him to be popular. In fact, any time he danced in the market square, people stopped buying and selling and just stared at him in admiration. He also had the knowledge of herbs and leaves and so he knew how to cure all types of diseases. His knowledge was astonishing as the training for an Onisegun (herbalist) which usually took 2 years in Yoruba land was completed by him within 6 months. He knew the over 200,000 verses of the Ifa Oracle by heart. The Ifa Oracle is a system of knowledge of the Yoruba’s that records their history, philosophy and religious experience all rolled into one. People came from far and wide in order to be cured of their various diseases and he always discovered the right herb to cure them. Also, he was very wise and could solve any problem or riddle and so kings came from as far as Benin to consult him for wisdom. The years went bye and he grew up from his youth to be a young man of about 20 years of age. Everybody in the town of Oyo admired him and he even often danced in the king’s palace.

One day however, a terrible, strange and mysterious wind blew in Oyo town. This wind was so strange that at times, it carried women and children away into the forest and never brought them back. This wind blew once a week and it was as if it had a mind of it’s own. It always flew in the direction of the women and children and carried them away while the helpless and confused people of Oyo town looked on. Nobody knew the mystery of this wind, where it came from or why it was happening nobody and so as he seemed a very intelligent person, everybody asked him but even he Ijo did not seem to know. This strange occurrence went on for a year until one day; an old man came to Oyo town. The name of the man was Ogbon (wisdom) was everybody thought he was a very wise man. He always went to the market square and told them all sorts of interesting stories. He caught the attention of everybody in the market and when people had finished their transactions, they listened to him. One day, he was in the market square and as usual, everybody was listening to him. He motioned to the crowd and said “now, will you people like to know why this wind comes and carries people away?”, “Yes”, everybody said in anticipation of a reply to a question nobody had answers to. Ijo was passing bye on that very day and so he also listened with rapt attention. “Now, the reason for this evil wind that is blowing and carrying our people away is Ijo, yes, Ijo the man that you so admire and is standing in front of all of you”. As the man pointed at Ijo, he became a little scared and shivered. He wanted to talk, but then he decided to keep things to himself. Later in the day, he traced where the old man lived and went there himself. When he got there, he confronted him on what he had said earlier in the day. What the old man told him shocked and intrigued him. “Look, ijo, the old man began, “you belong to the spirit world, and in fact, you belong to the future. You have been born before but then you are supposed to incarnate far into the future and not here in Oyo in the black man’s land. Because of this, we want you back with the eternal ones, that is why we are so angry and we keep carrying people away. You see the balance has to be restored, it is an imbalance in the nature of the Universe for someone so gifted as you to incarnate or be born into the world before his time”, the old man said.

Ijo did not agree with him and offered a heated debate; he left the old man’s house in anger. The mysterious wind kept blowing anyway and the wind kept carrying people away. In fact, it became so bad that it blew the daughter of the king (Abeni) away. This caused the king great him and everybody in Oyo town started to panic. At this point, everybody including the king took the old man more seriously and even the king himself granted the old man an audience. In the king’s presence, the old man insisted that Ijo must be carried away. His wish was finally fulfilled anyway as one day,as he was in front of his house, a mysterious and wind came and suddenly started carrying him away. He tried to resist it with all the energy in him but then, the wind blew him high in the sky and he kept going until suddenly, he landed in a mysterious place he could not fathom. It was like a big mansion that was ever expanding and there was a beautiful yet mysterious music going on. The wind gently put him on the floor and when he looked around; he saw thousands if not millions of people walking up and down the big mansion. Each person was walking as if they were not surprised he was there, I mean they just went about their business. As he was still looking around, a very beautiful lady came to meet him. Her beauty was heavenly, and he stared at him. “Welcome, Ijo you are welcome to the land of the eternals, where departed spirits go and where dreams emanate and where the streams of eternity flow”. He stared at her and when he was still wondering what to say, the beautiful and mysterious lady said “Well, my name is Imo (which means knowledge) and I have come to show you some mysterious that you don’t understand”. At this point, Imo touched him and they flew in the air until they got to a wall, the wall parted into two and then, they were inside the room. When they went inside the room, Imo stamped on the floor and the ground opened up. He and Imo descended down the floor until they got inside a big, spacious room. In the middle of the room, a being called Iyipada (change) was sitting on a moving golden chair. The being was very tall and huge but there he wore a dress that was always changing every minute to the seven colors of the rainbow. I mean his gown changed from red to orange to yellow to green to blue to indigo to Violet within a few minutes that Ijo looked at him.

He shook ijo by the hands and said, "My name is Iyipada; I am the principle of change in the universe and I make things change from one state to another. With me, a young man becomes an old man, a poor man becomes a rich man, poverty becomes riches, sickness becomes health, night becomes day and day becomes night. Now, ijo, we are going to show you why all these things are happening to you, but first, you have to see something.”. Imo (Knowledge) pointed to a wall and the wall opened. What he saw surprised him, he saw a lot of people in a room, and when he looked closely, he also saw the king’s daughter Abeni. Imo cleared his throat and began talking, “You see, these are all the people that the strange wind carried away all because we wanted you here, now, we are going to release them”. As soon as Imo finished talking, a wind blew inside this strange chamber and started carrying all of them away. They flew out of the underground into the large mansion and finally, out of the building itself”. The wind eventually blew them back into Oyo town.

As Ijo stood there, he wondered what all this was for and why all this had to happen to him. As if they could read his mind, Imo and Iyipada sat him down and gave him a detailed explanation of everything. Before he could start anything, Iyipada gave him a passionate kiss and then talked to him. “You see, you are an eternal spirit, the voice of the Universe, the spirit of love, humanity, music and desire lives within you. You encapsulate the whole human spirit and everybody that moves near you will feel this warmth, glow, love and wisdom that cannot be explained”. One thing is that I am Imo, and I love you very much, in fact, I have been missing you ever since you left the eternal world of us and you were born into the family of Adigun. In fact, I am the one that gave you all the wisdom you have, I mean, I imputed it inside you, and it is because I miss you so much that I clamored for you to come back here”. Ijo looked at her and felt lost and confused, he did not know what to think, Imo (knowledge) looked so beautiful that he felt like staying with her, but then, he missed the earth, Oyo town and his whole family and he wished that he could be back again. He spent a long time there and Imo showed him many more mysteries. In fact, he knew how to calculate the number of stars in the sky and even the galaxies and as expected, Imo thought him music at a level he had not known or seen previously. Despite all this, Ibo’s heart wanted to go back to Oyo town and Iyipada seemed to be on his side.

In fact, Iyipada (change) also taught him many things. He thought him that everything in the world is always changing, in fact, there is nothing that is in this world that is permanent, and destiny could be changed with this principle of Iyipada. He told him that any mortal or being that understands the principle of constant change can change his destiny even if it is from Olodumare. He told him that it is part of the reason why the human race is called Eniyan (A person that can choose or decide for himself). As a result, he encouraged him to escape as his destiny was neither with Eledumare (almighty God) or anyone else but his destiny was with himself and he could change it anyway he liked. In addition to Imo (Wisdom), one of the beings he also met there was Ife (love). Ife was also as beautiful as Imo and the surprising thing was that she loved him just as much as Imo. In fact, the two of them did not mind sharing him among themselves and he spent as much time with Ife as he did with Imo.

Ife had a different personality and showered him with a lot of love. In addition, she thought him many things. Ife (love) thought him that love was the most powerful thing in the Universe and the mere-mortals and human beings do not understand the meaning of love. Love, she told him, is a constant force that vibrates throughout the world. She told him that because she loved him so much, she put an understanding of love inside him that nobody could comprehend. This she claimed was why his music touched the heart and soul of everyone that heard it. She thought him many lessons on love. She even told him he was an eternal thing and by this, he meant he was a sort of being that was supposed to appear from one generation to another and use music to bring love and wisdom to the world. The most memorable time he spent in this strange forest was the day the mysterious woman (ife or love) made love to him. It had happened after a long conversation. The two of them were alone together when Ife looked into his eyes and said “Ijo, I will like you to know that you are a messenger to humanity with a superior human spirit. Your understanding of love is more powerful than anyone else and you are to teach humanity about love and wisdom. In fact, there is so much war, poverty and wickedness in the world today because people do not understand the essence of love. But love is everywhere, flowing like a stream from Eledumare himself, from the hands of the ruler of the heavens. You see, I love you so much and I don’t understand why, maybe that is why I am giving you my love and passion and I was the one that told Eledumare to call you Ijo, so come and kiss me”.

At this point, he kissed her and they made love together. As from then on, he made love to not only ife but also Imo. The two ladies of light as well as Iyipada (change) kept him company but then, he kept longing to go back to Oyo town. While Imo in particular did all she could to make him stay, Iyipada (change) encouraged him to leave. Iyipada counseled him that he could change since his destiny was in his hands. After sometime, he showed him a secret passageway and when the two mysterious ladies were not around, he managed to escape from there. In addition, Iyipada gave him a strange looking object that will point his way to Oyo town. The passageway was a strange tunnel Iyipada created for him and he crawled inside the tunnel until he came out on the other side. When he crept out, he found himself in the thick of the jungle. He was a little afraid but the strange object in his hand pointed him to Oyo town and he followed the direction. Within a few hours, he was back again in Oyo town. The first place he headed to was the market square. Immediately, he got there, people noticed him and there was commotion everywhere. Some people welcomed him back with open arms while some others were apprehensive and felt that the evil wind will start blowing again.

Some people in fact, openly campaigned that he should go back but his supporters and well-wishers won out and he was allowed to stay in Oyo town. On thing that brought him relief was that he saw all the people that had disappeared again. The strange wind had blown them back. He was most especially happy when he saw Abeni, the king’s daughter again. He was back to his usual self after sometime and he came back with even more wisdom and love than before. He cured more diseases than before and he was even a more wonderful musician than before. As he settled down into his normal life again, one strange and unusual thing happened to him. On this particular day, he was playing his flute beside a stream near to his house and then suddenly, he saw a very beautiful woman carrying a pot of water. The water fell from her head and he helped her to fetch more water. From that day, he started having an affair with the lady. She was a strange king of lady anyway as he never knew her place. Instead, they always met by the river and he made love to her there. The strangest thing was that he always saw her in his dreams. Things got stranger one day when after meeting her by the side of the river and she was supposed to head home, she suddenly went inside the water and disappeared. Due to her mysterious personality, Ijo found it difficult to question her about her unusual ways. After he came back he settled down to his normal life in Oyo town and all was well until a few years later when a sever famine started in Oyo town. Nobody knew what it was and when Ijo was consulted for the solution, he could not find a solution to it.

Months went bye and the famine went from being sever to almost unbearable and one day, like a recurring decimal, the mysterious old man appeared again in the market square. As usual, he attracted the curiosity of every one and everyone gathered around him to listen to his stories. After sometime, he started telling everyone that he knew the solution to the problem and when the news of this strange old man reached the king, he invited him to his place to hear what he had to say. By this time, the famine was so severe that anyone who proffered a solution was given some sort of attention. In fact, the king invited him to his personal quarters in order to talk to him one on one. During the meeting, the mysterious old man told that the only solution to the famine was for Ijo to go back to the mysterious forest where the eternal ones were waiting for him. “But why?” he queried the old man. “Well, I cannot tell you all these mysteries but then let us make an arrangement for him to go back”, the old man replied as he detailed how everything was going to happen. They were supposed to arrange a festival in praise of eledumare and then he will be carried into the mysterious forest.

After thinking about the whole issue for sometime, the king and the old man perfected plans for him to be heralded back inside the forest. The planned to arrange a ceremony in which there will be plenty of food and in which Ijo will be the chief dancer to entertain everybody. The old man told the king to gather the little food left in the storehouse for the festival as when Ijo started dancing, then something strange will happen and he will undergo a metamorphosis. The king carried out the plan to the later. He told everybody in the town that a festival will be arranged in which there will be food for everybody and Ijo will be the chief entertainer. The king had to make a lot of effort as he had to gather together the last amount of food that was left in the storehouse but then where there is a will, there is a way and so he managed to gather enough resources for the festival. Ijo on his part was excited about the festival and he prepared with all his might. On the other hand, he was not told that he was going to be offered as a sacrifice or anything of that nature. At last, the day of the festival came and there was much feasting and drumming and as was promised, food was very plentiful. Ijo (dance) as expected was called out to dance and behind him were 10 masquerades dressed in all the regalia of Masquerade or Egun in Yoruba culture and tradition.

As he stood in front of all of them, he started dancing a new style of dance that no-one had ever seen before. It is a kind of dance in which a person moves his feet backwards in symphony to music. To be more precise, it is a backward slide in which instead of walking forward, the person slides or moves backward. The name of the dance is the moon-walk. He moved and danced with his feet as the masquerade danced along with him and he started to sing.

“Oh people of Oyo

I am the one who sings like a bird

Right from my mothers womb

My song will posses you like a spirit

My heart sings out to you today

I went to the river and saw a woman

A woman that became my lover”

As he danced and sang with the talking drum played along, 100 strange mysterious beings suddenly appeared in front of him and started dancing. At this point, everybody became scarred and some people even ran away. In addition, a very beautiful woman appeared right beside Ijo and the dance went on. If he was scarred, he did not show it and he danced harder than ever before. As he was dancing, he suddenly realized it was Ife and he now realized she was the woman he saw beside the river.

Some of the beings that suddenly appeared were very strange. Some had the head of a lion and the body of a man, some had the body of a woman and the head of a goat while the others were too strange and grotesque to describe. As the dancing went on, suddenly, right in front of everybody’s eyes, Ijo disappeared into thing air along with the strange beings that appeared in front of him. Only Ife, his lover remained. As soon as he disappeared, rain started falling from the sky in small drizzles and so at last the long famine had ended. Ife (love) then faced the crowd and said

“I know all of you are confused but Ijo has disappeared, he will come back to this world in 1958 as Micheal Jackson, he will not come to Oyo town but will incarnate into the white man’s land, yes he will be born beyond the seas into the white-man’s land. I ife will give him love and he will show the love of Eledumare to mankind”.

At this point, she also disappeared and then small drizzle of rain became a torrential downpour. From that point on, the famine ended in Oyo town and everybody was relieved. Everybody missed Ijo but then as time heals wounds, they forgot about him with the passage of time.

Anyway, Ijo did not just disappear into nothingness. He stayed in the spirit world and as the prophecy said, he was born again in the white man’s land. To be more precise the prophecy came true when Ijo was born as Michael Jackson in America in the year 1958 and so……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..Michael Jackson is the incarnation of Ijo and he lived long ago, my grand-father told me this and I believed it.